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I'm Melanie and I'm 19. I fall in love to fast, especially with bands and fictional characters. I also laugh at stupid things that make my mom stare at me like I'm crazy. I am currently in college with no clue on what I'm going to do. Yay.

justmcdonaldsthings:

cumberbatch-of-cookes:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

The fuck kinds of requests are these?

The best ones.

g-iggle:

why father

g-iggle:

why father

thewomanfromitaly:

fightingonarrival:

*DEAD*

TOLD YELLER. knights of the told republicNO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN

thewomanfromitaly:

fightingonarrival:

*DEAD*

TOLD YELLER. knights of the told republic

NO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN

lexlifts:

firecannotkillafitblr:

komandarmfrank:

vvankinq:

I’m gonna show you what a girl typically working out would look like versus what you want me to look like 

perfect person award

YES IT’S BACK

She also put on lip stick, eyeliner, let her hair down, and put on hoop earrings.

^ that’s the point of the video, though. This asshat was bitching about how “unfeminine” female Olympians are, when that shouldn’t even be a focus for people. There’s plenty of time for makeup, eyeliner, bikinis, whatever (if that’s their thing!) outside the Olympics.

It’s degrading to female athletes to have their accomplishments pushed to the side, things they’ve worked their whole lives for, and instead be judged on appearance at the one place they shouldn’t be.

^^^ YES. people need to know the context of the shit their about to comment on lol.

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outcense:

outcense:

"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that

im glad this post is still a thing

deanckles:

I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because she starts to fall for the roommate but in reality, the roommate is actually another girl disguised as a guy so that she can attend the school

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

missdawntwilight:

c-parks:

momcrotch:

how about getting stabbed

good luck calling for medical attention with a dead phone

Re-blogging purely for that comeback ^

missdawntwilight:

c-parks:

momcrotch:

how about getting stabbed

good luck calling for medical attention with a dead phone

Re-blogging purely for that comeback ^

icecreamhelicopter:

malcolm in the middle was the realest show

arachnids8rip:

oh god this makes me feel so much better about this scene

arachnids8rip:

oh god this makes me feel so much better about this scene

8bitburger:

fuckyouajax:

borlax:

a dew in each hand is my favorite way to take selfies 

WHERE THE HELL IS THE CAMERA I AM REALLY UPSET

8bitburger:

fuckyouajax:

borlax:

a dew in each hand is my favorite way to take selfies 

WHERE THE HELL IS THE CAMERA I AM REALLY UPSET

ask-gallows-callibrator:

aradia0u0megiido:

sylph-o-spooky:

sylph-o-spooky:

so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB

HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY GUCKIGN GO D

let this die in peace

Someone needs to continue this tradition

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haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

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