h0odrich:

on two hours of sleep im either way too happy or violently homicidal 

Apr 20 10:32 with 306,993 notes

clesktop:

when your friend does something embarrassing in public

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Apr 19 17:51 with 162,064 notes

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

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Apr 19 16:19 with 346,991 notes

eggplantsplit:

spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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Apr 19 16:09 with 171,161 notes
Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
― (via linunea)

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Apr 19 16:03 with 238,463 notes

2chained:

*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*

Apr 19 15:55 with 57,498 notes
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